Hi friends! It’s always exciting when an author releases a new book, isn’t it? 

And if they release TWO NEW books, that means it is doubly exciting! 🎉🎉

Which is what just happened last month! Did you see? Amanda Kai released both A Little Bit Foolish and Swipe Right for Mr. Darcy!

Amanda is here to talk a little more about these two works and share an enticing excerpt. We hope you enjoy! 🙌🏼

I’m here today celebrating a double book release! A Little Bit Foolish is a collection of Pride and Prejudice April Fool’s stories, and Swipe Right for Mr. Darcy is a modern retelling of Pride and Prejudice.

In 2021, I began a new tradition of releasing a new comedy story on April Fool’s Day with my  short story Unconventional, an Austentatious Comedy that Defies Expectations!   The following year, I wrote An Unexpected Party.  Last year, my plans for a short story were interrupted by the release of my full-length variation A Favorable Impression, and thus I did not complete an April Fool’s story in 2023. Therefore, this year, I decided to release a whole collection, including 3 brand-new stories!

April Fish focuses primarily on Colonel Fitzwilliam, whose visit to Rosings on April 1 is punctuated by a series of fish-related pranks. A Good Joke follows Lydia as she travels to Brighton with Mrs. Forster, and the hijinks they get up to, while Two Fools in April stars Elizabeth and Darcy, who become trapped together in a garden shed thanks to Mrs. Collins’ machinations.

In the process of writing these short stories, I began a modern-day Pride and Prejudice retelling, titled Swipe Right for Mr. Darcy. It was intended to be a short story that would be included in my collection. However, the story ran away with itself and ended up being so long, I decided to release it as a separate book! Rather than deprive my readers by making them wait longer between releases, I decided to go ahead and release both books on the same day.

The story’s title and inspiration came after one of my fans, Laura, commented on my Facebook post asking readers to write a modern tagline for their favorite Jane Austen novel. I never expected that my little post would result in a novel, however, I couldn’t resist the idea of Mr. Darcy insulting Lizzy by “swiping left” on her Tinder profile!

I challenged myself to write Swipe Right in the first-person present tense. As someone who normally writes in third or first-person past tense, it was harder than I expected! I feel like the present tense fits the modern tone of the story, however, and makes the reader feel more like they are there with Liz as she experiences the ups and downs that accompany it.

It was fun placing Pride and Prejudice into a modern context. It took some thinking to decide where the story should take place. I considered Texas, my home state, but after some discussions with my good friend Jen W, I settled on Iowa instead. My parents and grandparents are all from Iowa, and I still have relatives there, so since it’s a place I have visited many times, I felt it would be easy enough to write about. My friend agreed that a small town in a Midwestern state would be the sort of place that characters like Caroline Bingley and Lady Catherine might look down on.

Meryton, Iowa, is fictitious, but it could easily be any one of the small towns surrounding Des Moines.

The other aspect I had to settle on was what careers to give to Elizabeth and Darcy. Swipe Right may have some online dating aspects, but I knew I needed more of a foundation than that to throw Elizabeth and Darcy into each other’s company regularly. When I wrote the first chapter, I made Bingley a doctor and Jane a nurse (what could be more natural!). This led to my decision to place Elizabeth and Darcy in the corporate side of the medical industry. Darcy is the president of Pemberley Medical Group, a large corporation that owns hospitals across the nation. Liz, on the other hand, is the vice president of her father’s small company, Longbourn Rehabilitation Services, a physical therapy provider that contracts with hospitals and clinics in the region. By putting them both in the same industry, with Longbourn contracting therapists to Darcy’s hospital in Meryton, Netherfield Regional, I could ensure that Darcy and Elizabeth would meet frequently and also have plenty of interactions with Bingley and Jane.

I hope you’ll enjoy these two books!

~ Excerpt from Swipe Right for Mr. Darcy ~

The pulsating beat of the music reverberates through the club, drowning out conversation and making my eardrums vibrate. Neon lights flicker overhead, casting electric hues across the dance floor. I lean closer to my companion and ask her to repeat herself.

“What’s that you say, Char?”

Charmaine Lucas flips her long braids over her shoulder and raises her voice. “I said, I think it’s going well, don’t you?”

I look across the crowded club to where my sister is dancing energetically with the guy she’s with. Bradley– no, that’s not right. Bingley. Dr. Bingley Charleson. On his profile on Tinder, he says it’s an old family name. It sounds about as pretentious as his slick Ivy League haircut and his perfectly pressed chinos. Who wears chinos to go clubbing anyway? I guess a guy who graduated from Harvard med, like Bingley, that’s who. Jane is on her first date with him. They met on Tinder, and she asked me to tag along for moral support, just in case he turns out to be a serial killer. You know, the usual sisterly duty.

So far, no signs of danger. Bingley seems nice—like, squeaky-clean nice. Perfect for Jane, who works tirelessly as a nurse at the assisted living center. She’s always picking up extra shifts, staying late, and generally being taken advantage of by her co-workers. She deserves a good boyfriend, someone who’ll give her an excuse not to work overtime and actually have a life.

I holler back over the thumping bass, “Yeah. I’m glad I got her to download the app.” I’m glad Char’s here. If the date goes well, I’ll still have company, and if it’s a bust, we’ll turn it into a girls’ night out.

Bingley had a similar idea, it seems.  He’s brought along his sister, Carrie, and his friend, whose name I’ve already forgotten.  Something equally pretentious as Bingley’s name, which suited, because this dude has to be ten times more stuck up than Bingley. He barely glanced at me and my sister during our introduction, his eyes drawn to the neon-lit stage where the DJ was playing. Without more than a word of acknowledgement to us, he let Carrie Charleson drag him off to the dance floor, leaving Bingley to carry on the pleasantries without them until I left Jane to her date and met up with Charmaine.

Charmaine and I sway our hips to the beat, lost in the rhythm of the music.

The song ends and I can finally hear again.

“The music is really great tonight, huh?” Char asks.

I chuckle. “You’re only saying that because your brother is the DJ.”

The self-dubbed “DJ Sir Willy Yam” tries hard to play off rapper Will.i.am’s name but without a lot of success. Still, he’s managed to land a nightly gig at Club Meridian– Meryton, Iowa’s sole hotspot for nighttime revelry– so I guess that’s something.

“C’mon,” Charmaine suggests, “let’s grab a drink while Willy takes his break.”

Char orders a Cosmopolitan, while I opt for a virgin daiquiri. I prefer to keep my wits about me in this neon-lit playground.

Char takes a sip. “So, seen anybody here you’d like to dance with?”

“Nah. They’re all losers.”

“What about that Darcy guy who came with your sister’s date? He’s pretty cute.”

“I guess,” I shrug. “I saw him dancing with that other girl earlier. Bingley’s sister.”

Char rolled her eyes. “Yeah, but from what I could tell, he wasn’t enjoying it very much.”

“I’m not sure he enjoys much of anything, to be honest. He looked too bored to be bothered from the moment they got here.”

“Ok, well if you don’t like him, then maybe we can find you somebody else.”

“Nah, don’t bother,” I say. “This is Jane’s night.”

A few minutes later, the music starts up again. I grin as I see Jane and her date hit the dance floor once more. Things must be going remarkably well for her to dance a second time with him. She’s so reserved, she hardly ever dances when we go out.

Charmaine leans in close. “Don’t look now, but that Darcy guy just sat down at the other end of the bar from us. Maybe he’s trying to work up the courage to come over.”

“Doubt it.” Out of the corner of my eye, I see him sitting a few seats away with his back towards us. He appears to be engrossed in a mobile game.

“Well, if you’re not gonna dance, Liz, I’m gonna chat it up with that six-foot piece of hunk over there” Char points to a well-built guy in a leather jacket, form-fitting jeans, and a gold earring, dancing on the other side of the room. She pats my shoulder before walking over to him. I begin fiddling with the umbrella in my daiquiri and bopping my head to the tune. The song ends and changes to a quieter one. Somebody comes over to the bar and sits beside Darcy. I glance and see that it’s Bingley. Two other people are sitting between us, so they don’t notice me, but I can hear every word they’re saying.

“C’mon Darcy, you’re just sitting there on your phone like some oaf. You should be out there, dancing!”

Darcy groans in response. “Not interested. Clubbing’s not my thing. And honestly, dancing with any of the girls here would feel more like a chore.”

Bingley laughs. “That’s a bit harsh! There are plenty of beautiful girls around tonight. In fact, I don’t think I’ve seen the club this packed with pretty faces before!”

“You’re dancing with the only pretty one. You’d better return to your date and enjoy her smiles. You’re wasting your time with me. Besides, where is she? You didn’t abandon her, I hope.”

“She just went to freshen up. She’ll be back soon. But let’s not change the subject.  I’m not giving up until we find you someone to dance with!” Bingley insists, snatching the phone out of Darcy’s hands.

“What are you doing? I was in the middle of that level!”

“Candy Crush?” Bingley snorts. “You can ‘match three’ later. For now, we’ve got to match you up.”

“No, no,” Darcy protests, “I don’t even use that app! I don’t know why you made me download it.”

“Let’s see who’s nearby.” The unmistakable clicks and swipes signal that Bingley has opened up Darcy’s Tinder app, browsing through potential matches.

“How about her?” He shows the phone to Darcy.

“Nope,” Darcy says, barely glancing at it.

“This one?”

“Nah.”

“Ooh, she’s hot!”

He looks over and scoffs. “Are you kidding me?”

“Picky, picky!” Bingley chortles. He shows more prospects to Darcy, but after a while, Darcy stops looking as he keeps telling Bingley to swipe left.

Bingley’s expression changes. “Hey, I recognize this girl! Isn’t she Jane’s sister? She’s here in the club somewhere. We met her earlier.”

I gulp. They’re talking about me! I lean my head away from them and try to block the view of my face with my hand in case they happen to look over. I forgot that Jane insisted that I set up a profile too if I was going to make her start using Tinder. So far, I’d had several bad dates, but nobody that really interested me.  Maybe it was because of my profile pic. I never liked taking portraits, and I detested posing for selfies with all of my being. The pic I chose was a silly candid shot that Jane snapped of me eating an ice cream. No makeup on, and my hair was blowing in the wind. I figured it captured the real me, and if somebody actually liked me for who I was, then they had a much better shot with me. I cringed though, knowing that Darcy guy must be looking at it now, though.

“I could have sworn I saw her around earlier,” Bingley says, “She’s pretty cute, Darcy. You should find her and ask her to dance before somebody else does!”

“She’s tolerable,” Darcy mutters, “but not handsome enough to tempt me. Swipe left!”

Oof! His words hit me like a punch in the gut. Sure, I don’t like him, but it still hurts to hear him insult me like that. ‘Not handsome enough to tempt me’! Who even talks like that?

Not willing to risk further humiliation should they spot me, I down the last of my drink in one gulp, ignoring the brain freeze that hits like one of mom’s migraines, and hop off my seat towards the crowd. Keeping my lips pressed tight and my tongue to the roof of my mouth, the headache is almost gone by the time I reach Charmaine, who is dancing with a random crowd of strangers.

“Hey, girl!” she says cheerfully.

“I take it you didn’t hit it off with Mr. Hunk?” I ask.

“Turns out he’s gay,” she shrugs. “Guess I know how to pick ‘em! It’s just like my momma says–I’ll be forty and still single at the rate things are going.”

“Don’t talk like that!” I scold her. “You just haven’t found the right person yet. Besides, having a man does not define you.”

“My momma sure thinks so. She keeps going on and on about how I need to settle down.”

I roll my eyes. “Mine does too, but I don’t let that stop me from living my best single life.”

“Props to you. But you might not be single for too long. You’re far too attractive for men not to notice you.”

“Thanks, but I’m not sure the men around here would agree with that.”

Char gives me a puzzled look, so I tell her what I overheard Darcy say about me.

“Girl, you don’t need to give that man another thought! ‘Tolerable’, my bare bum!”

I laugh. I know that if it were anybody else, she would have used a different word, but she knows I don’t care for coarse language, so she censors herself. Char grew up in a rough neighborhood before her father, a former cop, decided to go into politics and won the popular vote in the mayoral election. As his career advanced, they moved out of the neighborhood where he’d built his platform on helping to rid of gang violence and drugs, and bought a spacious two-story brick house in the suburbs west of Des Moines, not far from where my family lives. Charmaine now works as her dad’s assistant, and also his campaign manager, now that he’s decided to run for Congress. When I met Charmaine in high school, she was still a little rough around the edges, but we hit it off due to our shared love of pop music and classic lit. Weird combo, I know, but hey, everyone has their jam.

“This night’s been a bust for us, I guess.” My lips curl into a frown. “At least Jane’s had a great night.”

“We should get out of here, get some pizza or something,” Char suggests.

Just after she says this, Jane comes over, with Bingley in tow. “Bing’s going to take me home later,” she says. “You don’t mind, do you?” The look on her face tells me they’re probably about to slip off someplace where they can be alone for a while. The date must be going really well.

“No, no, of course not!” I say. “Char and I were just talking about blowing this popsicle stand and going somewhere else.”

“Well, Bingley wants to take me for an ice cream. He says he knows where a 24-hour McDonald’s is. You could come with us,” she offers hopefully.

“No way, I’m not going to squash your date! You kids have fun!” I tease them playfully, giving Jane a pat on the arm and Bingley a wink in his direction.

“Thanks ‘Mom’, I’ll have her home before 2,” Bingley jokes.

I laugh. “Take your time!” At least he’s got a good sense of humor. Not like his friend. But, with any luck, I’ll never have to meet him again.

Well, it doesn’t surprise me that Darcy immediately put his foot in his mouth! 🦶🏼

I love contemporary P&P stories, and this premise sounds like a fun one to explore! 🤭

Thanks so much for sharing, Amanda! 🙌🏼

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Amanda Kai’s love of period dramas and classic literature inspires her historical romances and other romances. She is the author of several stories inspired by Jane Austen, including Not In Want of a Wife and Marriage and Ministry. Prior to becoming an author, Amanda enjoyed a successful career as a professional harpist, and danced ballet for twenty years. When she’s not diving into the realm of her imagination, Amanda lives out her own happily ever after in Texas with her husband and three children.

 

 

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GIVEAWAY TIME!!!

To celebrate the double release of A Little Bit Foolish and Swipe Right for Mr. Darcy, Amanda Kai is giving away an ebook copy of each of her new books to ONE lucky reader!! 🙌🏼

To enter this giveaway leave a question, comment, or some love for Amanda!

• This giveaway is open worldwide. Thank you, Amanda! 
• This giveaway ends May 20th.

 

A Little Bit Foolish and Swipe Right for Mr. Darcy are now available on

Amazon and Kindle Unlimited.