‘Tis the season to be jolly and merry!
And we are having a jolly good time with MadLibs here today! If you were around for Austenesque Extravaganza the past two years, you might have seen one of Angie’s Austenesque MadLibs featured here before. Angie is such a master at these, and she has outdone herself with this Christmas-inspired MadLib!
Warning: Be prepared to smile, titter, chuckle, and guffaw!
…and your belly may jiggle like a bowl full of jelly!
Type in your answers and share your results in the comment section! Don’t keep the joke all to yourself because we “dearly love to laugh!”
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Thank you so much Angie, for providing us with this merriment!
Giveaway winners from last nights chat:
A Darcy Christmas (novella) by Sharon Lathan (ebook) … Maria Grace
Fitzwilliam Ebenezer Darcy by Barbara Tiller Cole (paperback) … Matt
A Darcy Christmas (anthology) by Carolyn Eberhart, Amanda Grange, and Sharon Lathan (paperback) …Tara
Fitzwilliam Ebenezer Darcy by Barbara Tiller Cole (ebook) … Evie
Christmas at Pemberley by Regina Jeffers (paperback) … Samantha
A Darcy Christmas (novella) by Sharon Lathan (ebook) … Rosefire15
Winners, when it is convenient contact me via @ merry816[at]aol.com with your email address/address to claim your prize!
Looks like I’m going first! Thanks, Meredith – this was fun as always!
Dear Angie
I do not wish to call you my Instagram Buddy, because I hoped to call you something infinitely more dear. Did you never wonder why I never gave Buckeyes to George Bailey? It was because I knew he was intended for you. Indeed, when you Played Euchre with Miss Bates at Best Buy, I thought that evidence of his influence over you. And I couldn`t bear to see it, so I Ate Too Many Sweets, but I was wrong. Best Buy is usually a place of comfort to me, but seeing your Baby’s First Christmas ornament there kept you fresh in my mind. And the torture, I assure you, was acute. I only felt hope again when I heard of George Bailey`s Subscription To Weight Watchers, and I rushed back, anxious for your feelings, keen to be near you. I rode through the Tornado, but I`d ride through worse if I could just hear your voice sing Tennessee Christmas and telling me that I might at least have some chance to win you.
Sincerely, Mr. Knightly
Dear HEATHER
I do not wish to call you my SISTER, because I hoped to call you something infinitely more dear. Did you never wonder why I never gave GINGERBREAD MEN to EBENEEZER SCROOGE? It was because I knew he was intended for you. Indeed, when you POPPED A CRACKER AND WORE A PAPER HAT with Miss Bates at TARGET, I thought that evidence of his influence over you. And I couldn`t bear to see it, so I DRANK TOO MUCH EGG NOG, but I was wrong. TARGET is usually a place of comfort to me, but seeing your BABY’S FIRST CHRISTMAS ornament there kept you fresh in my mind. And the torture, I assure you, was acute. I only felt hope again when I heard of EBENEEZER SCROOGE`s SNUGGIE, and I rushed back, anxious for your feelings, keen to be near you. I rode through the TORNADO, but I`d ride through worse if I could just hear your voice sing GOD REST YE MERRY GENTLEMEN and telling me that I might at least have some chance to win you.
Sincerely, Mr. Knightly
I just saw that I won an ebook-copy of Sharon Lathans A Darcy Christmas. I have that on my Kindle already – can you draw a new winner, Meredith?
Thanks for the fun chat yesterday, although I had to leave quite early again.
I need more inspiration of the MadLib – words. Later! Fun!
Dear Lúthien84
I do not wish to call you my sibling, because I hoped to call you something infinitely more dear. Did you never wonder why I never gave butter cookies to Santa Claus? It was because I knew he was intended for you. Indeed, when you shopped for presents with Miss Bates at Amazon.com, I thought that evidence of his influence over you. And I couldn`t bear to see it, so I ate turkeys, but I was wrong. Amazon.com is usually a place of comfort to me, but seeing your angel ornament there kept you fresh in my mind. And the torture, I assure you, was acute. I only felt hope again when I heard of Santa Claus`s body sponge, and I rushed back, anxious for your feelings, keen to be near you. I rode through the winter, but I`d ride through worse if I could just hear your voice sing Carol of the Bells and telling me that I might at least have some chance to win you.
Sincerely, Mr. Knightly
*snort* so funny.
Dear Stephanie
I do not wish to call you my sister, because I hoped to call you something infinitely more dear. Did you never wonder why I never gave gingersnaps to Clarence the Angel? It was because I knew he was intended for you. Indeed, when you baked with Miss Bates at Barnes & Noble, I thought that evidence of his influence over you. And I couldn`t bear to see it, so I shopped, but I was wrong. Barnes & Noble is usually a place of comfort to me, but seeing your glittery snowflakes ornament there kept you fresh in my mind. And the torture, I assure you, was acute. I only felt hope again when I heard of Clarence the Angel`s socks, and I rushed back, anxious for your feelings, keen to be near you. I rode through the blizzard, but I`d ride through worse if I could just hear your voice sing Oh Holy Night and telling me that I might at least have some chance to win you.
Sincerely, Mr. Knightly
Dear Tara
I do not wish to call you my unwed, because I hoped to call you something infinitely more dear. Did you never wonder why I never gave sugar to scrooge? It was because I knew he was intended for you. Indeed, when you caroling with Miss Bates at sofa, I thought that evidence of his influence over you. And I couldn`t bear to see it, so I chocolate, but I was wrong. sofa is usually a place of comfort to me, but seeing your bell ornament there kept you fresh in my mind. And the torture, I assure you, was acute. I only felt hope again when I heard of scrooge`s sweater, and I rushed back, anxious for your feelings, keen to be near you. I rode through the blizzard, but I`d ride through worse if I could just hear your voice sing silver bells and telling me that I might at least have some chance to win you.
Sincerely, Mr. Knightly
This is fun! Oh,and thank you for picking me for a prize in the giveaway chat:)
Ha ha very cute! Here’s the link to mine. I hope it works. http://www.madtakes.com/doglib.php
Oh my lord! Hehe!
Dear Sophia
I do not wish to call you my Cousin, because I hoped to call you something infinitely more dear. Did you never wonder why I never gave Chocolate Peanut Butter Balls to Clark Griswold? It was because I knew he was intended for you. Indeed, when you Christmas Stockings with Miss Bates at Elder Berman, I thought that evidence of his influence over you. And I couldn`t bear to see it, so I Ate, but I was wrong. Elder Berman is usually a place of comfort to me, but seeing your Glass Nativity Scene ornament there kept you fresh in my mind. And the torture, I assure you, was acute. I only felt hope again when I heard of Clark Griswold`s Auntie’s knitted socks, and I rushed back, anxious for your feelings, keen to be near you. I rode through the snow, but I`d ride through worse if I could just hear your voice sing What Child is This and telling me that I might at least have some chance to win you.
Sincerely, Mr. Knightly
Fun times as always, Meredith!! 🙂
Dear Jakki
I do not wish to call you my sister, because I hoped to call you something infinitely more dear. Did you never wonder why I never gave Butter Horns to Buddy The Elf? It was because I knew he was intended for you. Indeed, when you Decorated The Tree with Miss Bates at Kohls, I thought that evidence of his influence over you. And I couldn`t bear to see it, so I Gorged, but I was wrong. Kohls is usually a place of comfort to me, but seeing your Handmade ornament there kept you fresh in my mind. And the torture, I assure you, was acute. I only felt hope again when I heard of Buddy The Elf`s Bungee Cords, and I rushed back, anxious for your feelings, keen to be near you. I rode through the Hurricane , but I`d ride through worse if I could just hear your voice sing Up On The Housetop and telling me that I might at least have some chance to win you.
Sincerely, Mr. Knightly
*tee hee* An excellent diversion! Thanks, Angie!
Dear Meredith
I do not wish to call you my Penpal, because I hoped to call you something infinitely more dear. Did you never wonder why I never gave Nutmeg Logs to the Ghost Of Christmas Present? It was because I knew he was intended for you. Indeed, when you Wrapped Presents with Miss Bates at Best Buy, I thought that evidence of his influence over you. And I couldn`t bear to see it, so I Ate too many Cookies, but I was wrong. Best Buy is usually a place of comfort to me, but seeing your Kissing Bears ornament there kept you fresh in my mind. And the torture, I assure you, was acute. I only felt hope again when I heard of the Ghost Of Christmas Present`s Tacky Holiday Sweater, and I rushed back, anxious for your feelings, keen to be near you. I rode through the tsunami, but I`d ride through worse if I could just hear your voice sing Go Tell It On The Mountain and telling me that I might at least have some chance to win you.
Sincerely, Mr. Knightly
I love it 🙂
Dear Rose
I do not wish to call you my Single, because I hoped to call you something infinitely more dear. Did you never wonder why I never gave ginger snaps to Rudolph? It was because I knew he was intended for you. Indeed, when you Caroled with Miss Bates at Mall, I thought that evidence of his influence over you. And I couldn`t bear to see it, so I Shopped, but I was wrong. Mall is usually a place of comfort to me, but seeing your Wishing Star ornament there kept you fresh in my mind. And the torture, I assure you, was acute. I only felt hope again when I heard of Rudolph`s Socks, and I rushed back, anxious for your feelings, keen to be near you. I rode through the Snowing, but I`d ride through worse if I could just hear your voice sing We Wish You A Merry Christmas and telling me that I might at least have some chance to win you.
Sincerely, Mr. Knightly
Dear Valerie
I do not wish to call you my Cousin, because I hoped to call you something infinitely more dear. Did you never wonder why I never gave Chocolate Chip Cookies to Scrooge? It was because I knew he was intended for you. Indeed, when you Wrapped Gifts with Miss Bates at Target, I thought that evidence of his influence over you. And I couldn`t bear to see it, so I Baked & Ate, but I was wrong. Target is usually a place of comfort to me, but seeing your Waterford Angel ornament there kept you fresh in my mind. And the torture, I assure you, was acute. I only felt hope again when I heard of Scrooge`s Light-Up Ties, and I rushed back, anxious for your feelings, keen to be near you. I rode through the Hurricane, but I`d ride through worse if I could just hear your voice sing Carol of the Bells and telling me that I might at least have some chance to win you.
Sincerely, Mr. Knightly
Dear Evie
I do not wish to call you my Mother,because I hoped to call you something infinitely more dear. Did you never wonder why I never gave Snicker Doodles to Ralphie? It was because I knew he was intended for you. Indeed, when you Slept with Miss Bates at Walmart,I thought that evidence of his influence over you. And I couldn`t bear to see it, so I Gorged,but I was wrong. Walmart is usually a place of comfort to me, but seeing your Santa Frog ornament there kept you fresh in my mind. And the torture, I assure you, was acute. I only felt hope again when I heard of Ralphie`s Honey Dust,and I rushed back, anxious for your feelings, keen to be near you. I rode through the Heat Wave,but I`d ride through worse if I could just hear your voice sing Feliz Navidad and telling me that I might at least have some chance to win you.
Also I’m super happy to have won Barbara Tiller Cole’s book on Sunday. I can’t wait to start it!
Dear Felicia
I do not wish to call you my married, because I hoped to call you something infinitely more dear. Did you never wonder why I never gave Lebkuchen to The Grinch? It was because I knew he was intended for you. Indeed, when you St. Nickolaus Night with Miss Bates at the couch, I thought that evidence of his influence over you. And I couldn`t bear to see it, so I spend, but I was wrong. the couch is usually a place of comfort to me, but seeing your Charlie Brown Nativity ornament there kept you fresh in my mind. And the torture, I assure you, was acute. I only felt hope again when I heard of The Grinch`s socks, and I rushed back, anxious for your feelings, keen to be near you. I rode through the Heatwave, but I`d ride through worse if I could just hear your voice sing Silent Night and telling me that I might at least have some chance to win you.
Sincerely, Mr. Knightly
Felicia
Dear Marlene
I do not wish to call you my sister, because I hoped to call you something infinitely more dear. Did you never wonder why I never gave tollhouse cookies to Grinch? It was because I knew he was intended for you. Indeed, when you sung Christmas Carols with Miss Bates at Target, I thought that evidence of his influence over you. And I couldn`t bear to see it, so I ate, but I was wrong. Target is usually a place of comfort to me, but seeing your angel treetopper ornament there kept you fresh in my mind. And the torture, I assure you, was acute. I only felt hope again when I heard of Grinch`s tea cozy, and I rushed back, anxious for your feelings, keen to be near you. I rode through the blizzard, but I`d ride through worse if I could just hear your voice sing jingle bells and telling me that I might at least have some chance to win you.
Sincerely, Mr. Knightly