Interview with Fitzwilliam Darcy
The Scene: While her husband (Mr. Bingley) is out late playing for a show, Meredith Esparza decides to wait up for him and begins reading a riveting new release by Kara Louise, Pirates and Prejudice. Meredith is only a couple of chapters in when Mr. Bingley returns and they both turn in for the night. During the night, Meredith begins to have a dream, and she finds herself at an inn, where a very gruff looking pirate comes in and asks the proprietor for a bath, haircut, and shave! When he emerges, she realizes it is none other than Mr. Darcy! So she does what any Janeite would do…(after staring at him in stunned silence for five minutes and unsuccessfully attempting to slow down her rapid heartbeat)…she starts to converse with him!
This is a record of their conversation:
[blurry, wavy image and harp music]
Meredith: [nervously takes a deep breath] Hello, I’m sorry to disturb you, but…are you not Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy?
Meredith: What happened that made you feel so unlike yourself?
Darcy: It began one fateful day a few months back that is seared upon my memory with such clarity and in such detail that I can practically recite to you every word uttered and expression displayed. I shall not, however, take up your time with the sordid details. Suffice it to say, the woman I ardently loved and admired refused my offer of marriage. I foolishly anticipated a favourable reply, but was harshly rejected. The effect her refusal had on me ranged from anger to despair to a complete questioning of who I was – or who I thought I was. As a result, me existence, excuse me – my existence – these months passed had been one o’ neglectin’ me person, tryin’ to drown those memories with an excess of strong drink, an’ wantin’ nothin’ but to disappear from all me family, friends, an’ acquaintances.
Meredith: [smiling at his language] Oh…I am sorry for your disappointment and heartache, Mr. Darcy! [after a brief pause] Maybe you will get a second chance with this woman… [Darcy jerks his head up and a glimmer of hope appears in his eyes, but then he scoffs and shakes his head] Umm…and so this neglect of your person and newfound habit of being in your cups led to your being mistaken for a pirate?
Darcy: Aye! [shakes head and rolls eyes] Yes! It were – it was – terrible bein’ arrested an’ thrown into that foul cell knowin’ they believed I were – was – Lockerly, an escaped pirate! Fer some reason they didn’t believe that I was Fitzwilliam Darcy! Well, I suppose I ken guess why they didn’t believe me, but I thought I’d be hung an’ no one would ever know what become – became – of me! It seemed hopeless.
Meredith: How did you ever get out of jail and convince everyone you were not Lockerly? Given your appearance when you walked in – your long, unruly hair, full beard, and flamboyant choice of apparel – you looked much more like a pirate than you did a gentleman.
Darcy: ‘Twas fortunate… ahem… It was fortunate that a man came by the next morning who knew Lockerly well and who knew he had a scar on his chest up by his shoulder. [points to area] He made me open me shirt an’… [shakes head again] ahem… open my shirt, of all things, and show him I had no scar. But at least he realized who I was. Unfortunately, because of me resemblance, that were only the beginning of the story! For when I was released, I agreed to impersonate this pirate an’ then ’ad to relearn to walk an’ talk like the lowly miscreant he was, as well as dress like ’im, as a way to try an’ lure him into the hands of the police! It weren’t easy to teach me to talk like a man without gentlemanlike manners, [mumbles softly] although once I had been accused of that very thing. An’ anyone who knows me, knows that disguise of any sort is my abhorrence!
Meredith: Yes, I know it is! I’m surprised you would agree to impersonate a pirate and go through all the challenges and discomforts you did. Why did you do it, Mr. Darcy?
Darcy: I only agreed to do this because of her – because of Miss Elizabeth Bennet, the lovely, beautiful, lively lady who refused me. [lets out a long sigh] It was a futile attempt on my part to try to forget her and put the shambles of a life back together, a life broken and filled with hopelessness. Little did I know, however, that by doing this, our two paths would once again intersect, as the very pirate I had been asked to impersonate – Lockerly – had taken her captive. So instead of being able to forget her, I had the honour of rescuing her, while at the same time unknowingly putting her in even greater risk.
Meredith: Oh my! What did Miss Bennet think when she saw you impersonating a pirate?
Darcy: What did she think? She thought I was a pirate and hit me in the face with a rock! I was quickly able to convince her I was not a pirate, but when I realized she did not recognize me – what with me talk, me clothes, long hair an’ beard, an’ now a very bruised an’ swollen eye – I confess I acted in a most abhorrent manner. [lowers head and shakes it slowly] I allowed her to believe I was someone else fer the sole purpose of enjoyin’ her smiles an’ laughter an’ conversation again. An’ even carin’ for me injured eye! Nope, she didn’t know it were me, an’ I wasn’t about to tell her! Acted jest like a scallywag, I did, hornswaggling her into thinkin’ I was somebody else.
[Meredith, eager to ask Darcy more questions about his mis-adventures as a pirate and his interactions with Elizabeth Bennet, is poised and ready to voice her next query when all of a sudden she hears a strange, electronic melody…the sound startles her out of her dream and she wakes up to the realization that Mr. Bingley’s alarm to wake up is going off! Drats! Feeling a little disappointed that her interview with Mr. Darcy came to such an abrupt end, she sits up in bed and looks around crossly for the offending object when her eye lands on the book at her bedside… Realizing that her adventures with pirate Darcy can continue right away, Meredith grabs her handy book light and settles back in bed with Pirates and Prejudice!
GIVEAWAY TIME!!
Kara Louise has kindly offered to giveaway one copy (paperback for US, ebook for international) of her new release, Pirates and Prejudice, in conjunction with this post and my review (which will be posted on Friday).
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What a fun interview! I can’t wait to read the book!
Araminta18 at gmail dot com
Thanks, Araminta! I had so much fun working with Kara on this! Pirate Darcy is so cute, isn’t he?
I admit, I’m having a hard time seing Darcy as a pirate.
“He was at the same time haughty, reserved, and fastidious.” Not exactly a description that makes me think of a swashbuckling pirate captain.
But … Kara Louise hasn’t disappointed me yet, so I guess I’m ready to climb aboard.
Heather M
Hmoll (at) nycap (dot) rr (dot) com
Darcy does make quite a peculiar pirate…despite the clothing and unruly appearance, he is still recognizable as Darcy. I don’t think you will be disappointed in this one – I think I love it almost as much as I love Darcy’s Voyage!
Brilliant, have already started the book and am enjoying it very much. Such a fun “interview”.
hazeljmills(at)gmail(dot)com
Thank you, Hazel! Kara was such a good sport to work with me on this! I had a blast!
What a delightful interview. The book would be fascinating. saubleb(at)gmail(dot)com
Thank you! Be prepared for an awesome adventure!
Thanks, all! It was a fun interview to do. And thanks to Meredith for coming up with the idea! I hope you will enjoy it, and Heather, thanks for braving the waters and climbing aboard!
Thank you, Kara! And thank you, Mr. Darcy! I thoroughly enjoyed this interview!!! 😉
By these bits of information it must be intriguing.
Sonia
cat _ woman 1977 at hotmail dot com
That’s exactly what I was hoping would happen! 😉
Oh, your revise. Thank you
I always enjoy read your “first impression” …. 🙂
Sonia
Love all her books….cannot wait to get my hands on this one…
have a thing for pirates…think Darcy has a bit of the rogue wrapped up in his proper person…
Stephanie
Me too, Stephanie! I love me some pirates – so glad we finally have an Austenesque novel with some pirates!
Thanks, Stephanie! Hope you like Darcy as a pirate! Hope you enjoy it!
Thanks for stopping by, Sonia and Stephanie! I think we just don’t know how much Elizabeth’s refusal did to him! Of course ‘training’ him to learn his manners and speech was quite an effort, but he was able to pull it off – well, most of the time! Good luck in the giveaway!
I loved how he kept slipping with his speech. Fun interview! Looking forward to the book. And now I’m envious of Meredith for getting to meet Pirate Darcy in her dreams. ;D
Thanks for the giveaway opportunity.
sophiarose1816 at gmail dot com
Even I haven’t met him in my dreams! Although I spend a good part of the last 8 months with him! Good luck Sophia Rose!
LOL! I was quite a lucky girl to encounter Darcy in my dreams as I did! 😉
Oh. My Goodness!! What a fun review!! I *adore* Kara’s books, she is one of my two favorite Auestenesque authors!! I would love to win a free book!!!
gracej.wang at gmail dot com
Thank you, Grace! I adore Kara’s books! So elated that she gifted us with this one!
Thanks so much, Grace! I’m humbled! Good luck!
Love this interbiew and REALLY want to read the book. Thanks for making me smile this morning 🙂
So glad this made you smile! That’s what I hope people will do when they see Darcy struggle with having to unlearn everything! Thanks for stopping by, Toni!
Thanks, Toni! 🙂 “Smiling’s my favorite!”
Sorry … Interview! Oops
Had great fun reading the interview – thanks, Meredith – and thanks Kara Louise for yet another great story!
I’m glad you enjoyed the interview, Joana! And you are very welcome! Thanks for stopping by!
Thank you, Joana! I really enjoyed putting this together!
AAAARGHH!!! Forgot the email address!! (DUH!)
joana(underscore)sw(at)yahoo(dot)co(dot)uk
I am so intrigued by this…would love to win it!
bagginshouse [at] gmail [dot] com
I hope you will be intrigued by the story! Thanks for stopping by, Sheila, and good luck!
Best of luck in the giveaway, Sheila! Thanks for stopping by!
What a fun interview, Meredith! I adore everything that Kara Louise writes and Darcy has a pirate sounds great!!:)
kellik115(at)yahoo(dot)com
“AS a pirate”…NOT “has a pirate” haha
Well, we know Darcy ‘has’ a pirate walk and talk and clothing. 🙂 thanks, Kelli, and good luck in the giveaway!
Thank you, Kelli! I could listen to Darcy talk like a pirate all day! *sigh* Adorable!
Such a cute and fun interview! I already purchased this book and can’t wait to start! Darcy’s Voyage is at the top of my list of favorites so I am always am eager to read any of Kara’s books!
Oh, Joy, I do hope you will enjoy it as much as you did Darcy’s Voyage! Thanks!
Thank you, Joy! I enjoyed working together with Kara on this very much! I think you will enjoy this one as much as Darcy’s Voyage, for sure!
Thank you for this funny interview! And for the giveaway too!!
My email address: carrer.loredanaATyahoo.it
This was fun, and I thank Meredith for coming up with the idea! Good luck in the giveaway!
I’m glad you enjoyed it, Loredana! Thanks for stopping by!
I love swashbuckling films so I think I would love this
meikleblog at gmail dot com
Oh I’m sure you would, Vesper! Best of luck in the giveaway!!
Vesper, I hope swashbucklers and landlubbers will love it equally well! Thanks for stopping by and good luck!
Great giveaway! Looks like a good book!
Wendy Roberts
Robmwmj(at) gmail(dot) com
Good luck in the giveaway, Wendy!
Thanks, Wendy! I’ve been pleased with the response of the book. Good luck in the giveaway!
*Loved*
I am US.
justforswag(AT)yahoo(DOT)com
Thanks, Chelsea! 🙂
Glad you enjoyed it, Chelsea! Thanks for stopping by and good luck!
I would love to win the Pirates & Prejudice, even though it sounds a little strange!! However, one of my all time favorite JAFF’s is Kara Louise’s Darcy’s Voyage, and I hesitated to read it as well. Kara Louise is amazing!
Catherine Commons
catcommons[at]Comcast[dot]net
That she is! And I think you will enjoy Pirates and Prejudice as much as you did Darcy’s Voyage! 🙂
Thanks, Catherine! And I think you will find it enjoyable! Good luck in the giveaway!
Sounds fun & interesting! Thank you both for the giveaway.
bledsoefamily4 at sbcglobal dot net
Good luck, Amy!
Loved the ‘interview’ and this book quickly became a MUST READ! Thanks for the chance to win this great idea of a story!
oreannie AT yahooDOTcom
And I MUST say thanks! Good luck!
Whenever I think of pirates, Johnny Depp comes to mind. Darcy and pirates? I am getting an image of Colin Firth dressed like Jack Sparrow. Very interesting.
Raquel36m (at) gmail (dot) com
I love your image of CF, although his hair wouldn’t be quite as long. 🙂 Good luck in the giveaway!
Loved the interview, loved the book! Darcy’s pirate talk is certainly entertaining, and it was hilarious to read about his attempts to speak in an unrefined manner in the book. Although Mr. Darcy’s Voyage remains my favorite Kara Louise book (how could it not be my favorite, since it was the first of her books that I read! Plus, I found it in a public library in Singapore!)…nonetheless, Pirates & Prejudice is now on my list of top five favorite P&P variations. Nice work, Kara Louise!
(P.S. Since I have a copy, no need to enter me in the giveaway!)
Wow! That’s amazing you found it in a library in Singapore! Again, I appreciate your kind words!
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What an imaginative book review! Can’t wait to read this book!
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