Wednesday Word Games – #3

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Today’s Austenesque Event is…

Mad Libs are word games where one player prompts another for a list of words to substitute for blanks in a story, hopefully with funny results.  While Mad Libs may not be as fun as a walk to Meryton, they are good for a giggle or two.  Just fill in the form below, and hit the button.  Then, copy and paste the results in the comment section.  We look forward to reading all of the entries!

Recommendations, Anyone? 

First Verb(ing) a Noun
Second Verb(ing) a Noun
Age of Your Inner Child
A Reality TV Show
Insect(s)
A Cheesy Musical Group or Act
A Natural Disaster(s)
Favorite Olympic Event
Obscure Body Part
Famous Politician
An Item On Your Bucket List(ing)

 

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45 comments

  1. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than eating dinner, or discussing books. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 11 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of The Amazing Race, Butterflies, New Kids on the Block, Flood, and Diving, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their humerus, and their Lee Kwan Yew impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by Jane Austen tour.“

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  2. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than LAUGHING, or DANCING. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than TWELVE women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of TOP CHEF, BEES, THE BLUE MAN GROUP, TSUNAMIS, and CURLING, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their elbow, and their ABRAHAM LINCOLN impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by SAILING THE GLOBE ON THE QUEEN MARY II.”

    hahahaha, I just love these!
    Northanger Abbey bundle, please!
    Heather M.
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  3. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than Jousting A Sword, or Running A Race. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 13 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Master Chef, Lady Bugs, Hanson, Hurricanes, and Gymnastics, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their Ear Lobe, and their Sarah Palin impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by Visiting Europe.“

    *giggle* *snort* *giggle*
    Great job, Angie! These are so much fun!

  4. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than Whistling The National Anthem, or Pulling Weeds. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 9 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Honey Boo Boo, Horse Flys, Vanilla Ice, Hurricanes, and Bobsledding, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their Coccyx, and their Eva Peron impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by Traveling With Doctor Who.“

  5. Ha!!!!
    Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than Hitting a cake, or reading a fax. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 10 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Toddlers and Tiaras, Praying Mantis, Journey, Earthquake, and Gymnastics, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their uvula, and their John Adams impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by reading all of Shakespeare’s plays.“

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  6. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than watching television, or eating cherries. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 12 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of The Amazing Race, butterfly, Backstreet Boys, earthquake, and swimming, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their bum, and their Winston Churchill impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by travel around the world.“

    Hahaha. Had a good laugh 😀
    The Randalls Bundle, please. Thank you.

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  7. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than Petting A Kitten, or Running A Refrigerator. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 15 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Project Runway, Stinkbugs, Partridge Family, Flood, and Short Track, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their Upper Lip, and their Reagan impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by Skydiving.“

    This is really cute!

    I would be thrilled with either bundle
    Anme
    melorabrock (ay) gmail (dot) com

  8. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than de-fleeing a dog, or digging a trench. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 12 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.”

    “Then,” observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.”

    ,”Oh! certainly,” cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of WWE Smackdown, grasshopper, josey and the pussycats, tsunami, and sprint, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their sternocleidomastoid, and their Winston Churchill impression, for the word will be but half deserved.”

    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by zip line tour.”

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    Northanger Abbey bundle, please!

  9. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than reading a book, or drinking tea. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 16 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of X Factor, spiders, Vanilla ice, floods, and fencing, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their belly button, and their Margaret Thatcher impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by travelling around Japan.“

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  10. Darcy said, “The word is applied to
    many a woman who deserves it for
    no more than Eating , or Jumping .
    But I am very far from agreeing with
    you in your estimation of women in
    general. I cannot boast of knowing
    more than 17 women, in the whole
    range of my acquaintance, that are
    really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth,
    “you must comprehend a great
    deal in your idea of accomplished
    women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A
    woman must have a thorough
    knowledge of Survivor, Ladybugs,
    One Direction, Tornados, and
    Swimming, to deserve the word; and
    besides all this, they must possess a
    certain something in their air and
    manner of walking, their Tonsils ,
    and their Mitt Romney impression,
    for the word will be but half
    deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a
    woman must yet add something
    more substantial, in the
    improvement of their mind by
    Skydiving .“

    Haha! This was fun. 🙂

    @jaffobsession

    (both bundles)

    1. Lol! I know, that isn’t really a child. I thought about that afterward, when I saw the completed MadLib. But it’s kinda true. I was always like 7 going on 17.

  11. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than Dancing, or Swinging. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 9 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Extreme Makover Home Edition, Fly, Duran Duran, Earthquake, and Dressage, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their Scapula, and their Bill Clinton impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by Sky Diving.“

    Fun!

    joyalegra at gmail (Randalls)

  12. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than Pemberley, or Longbourne. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 13 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of The Week the Women Left, spider, Cha Cha Slide, tornado, and Gymnastics, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their arm, and their George W. Bush impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by travel.“

    I am interested in the The Northanger Abbey Bundle.
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  13. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than prancing, or skating. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 8 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Toddlers & Tiaras, beetles, Hanson, hurricanes, and snowboarding, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their nostril, and their Hillary Clinton impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by learning to speak Mandarin.“

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    I’d like the Northanger Abbey bundle! 🙂

  14. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than Running, or Smiling. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 5 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Jersey Shore, Ants, Justin Bieber, Volcano , and Swimming, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their Ankle , and their Obama impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by Ireland.“

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  15. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than kissing, or embracing. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 9 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Married to a Jonas, ants, Paul Revere and the Raiders, floods, and high jump, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their pinkie, and their Abraham Lincoln impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by visiting Paris.“

    This was even funnier than last week’s Mad Libs!

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  16. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than travelling UK, or visiting Pemberley. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 8 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of extreme makehover home edition, ladybird, queen, tornado, and dressage, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their mouth, and their Winston Churchill impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by reading all Pemberley’s library.“

    Randall’s Bundle.

    Thank you

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  17. These are hilarious! Hehe!

    Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than Condescending, or Kissing. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than Fifteen women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Biggest Loser, Butterfly, Wierd Al Yankovicz, Tsunami, and Equestrian Cross Country, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their Inner Ear, and their Margaret Thatcher impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by Own a Ranch.“

    Thank you for the giveaway opportunity. I’m interested in the Northanger Abbey Bundle

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  18. Too funny!
    Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than running, or dancing. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 17 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Lizard Lick Towing, Cycada, Backstreet Boys, earthquake, and equestrian, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their uvula, and their Van Buren impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by travel to Europe.“
    I would like the Northanger Abbey Bundle please.
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  19. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than reading, or running. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 10 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Call of the Wildman, praying mantis, Hanson, tornado, and swimming, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their elbow, and their Paul Revere impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by visiting Chawton.

    Haha…that was so much fun!
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    I would like the Northanger Abbey Bundle! Thanks!!=)

  20. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than running, or singing. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 10 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of The Amazing Race, wasps, 98 Degrees, microbursts, and track and field, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their patella, and their Ronald Reagan impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by sky diving.“

    HA! Hmmm, I’ve improved my mind in many ways, but look forward to improving it by sky diving. LOL oh that’s funny. I’m glad that my patella helps though! =D

    Randall’s Bundle please
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  21. This was fun!

    Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than jumping fences, or holding frogs. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than five women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of So You Think You Can Dance, Preying Mantises, The Arrogant Worms, volcano eruptions, and javelin, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their uvula, and their Winston Churchill impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by hot air ballooning.“

    🙂

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  22. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than Sneezing, or Running. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than Nine women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Big Brother, Caterpillar, Tony Orlando and Dawn, Volcanic eruption, and Balance Beam, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their Philtrum, and their Margaret Thatcher impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by Cruising to Russia.“

    Barton Cottage

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  23. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than dressing, or sitting. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 16 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Top Chef, beetle, Milli Vanilli, earthquake, and swimming, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their shoulder, and their Tony Blair impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by traveling.“

    Felicia

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    both bundles

  24. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than Pemberley, or Northanger Abbey . But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 12 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Take Me Out, Butterflies, Thriller , Hurricane, and Rhythmic Gymnastics , to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their Leg, and their Hilary Clinton impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by Parachuting.“

    I am interested in the The Northanger Abbey Bundle.
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  25. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than Longbourne, or Northanger Abbey . But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 13 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Kid Nation, Moths, Backstreet Boys, Floods, and High Jump, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their Foot, and their Sarah Palin impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by Snorkeling.“

    I am interested in the The Northanger Abbey Bundle.
    crystal_dark[at]att[dot]net

  26. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than reading, or knitting. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 25 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Survivor, cicada, NSync, tornado, and speed skating, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their spleen, and their Obama impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by rock climbing.“

    Love these Mad Libs!
    Please throw my name in the hat for the Randalls Bundle. Thanks!
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  27. This was fun!

    Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than sweating, or loving. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 13 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Survivor, cockroach, BeeGees, hurricane, and relay race, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their navel, and their nixon impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by Italy.“

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  28. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than Teasing, or Playing Piano. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 13 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Apprentice, Dung Beatle, Justin Bieber, Tornado, and Ice Skating, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their Nose Hair, and their Al Gore impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by Visit Russia.“

    Now I remember why I loved Mad Libs so much. 🙂

    drcopeland(at)hotmail(dot)com
    I am interested in The Randalls Bundle.

  29. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than running back, or walking forward. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 60 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Dancing with the Stars, spiders, roaches, The Jonas Brothers, hurricane, tornado, and Gym, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their pinky toe, and their Obama impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by New York.“

    I would love to have The Randalls Bundle!
    Chelsea B.
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  30. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than blogging, or singing. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 1 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Friends, bee, backstreet boys, hurricane, and dressage, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their wrist, and their Hilary Clinton impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by writing a childrens book.“

    😀 😀 I loved this!

    kewinkler at gmail dot com
    Northanger Abbey Bundle 🙂

  31. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than passing gas, or picking nose. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 2 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of American Pickers, mosquito, spice girls, hurricane, and swimming, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their salivary glands, and their thomas jefferson impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by trip to Scotland.“
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    Northanger Abbey Bundle, please

  32. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than reading, or skating. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 11 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Wife Swap, beetle, The Cheeky Girls, hurricane, and gymnastics, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their knuckle, and their Blair impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by Travel to Austria

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    The Northanger Abbey bundle

  33. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than reading a book, or drinking a latte. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 9 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of So you think you can dance, dragonflies, Milli Vanilli, hurricanes, and running, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their inner ear, and their JFK impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by travel throughout Europe.“

    This was fun!! Love reading all the different versions!! I’d love the Northanger Abbey bundle 🙂

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  34. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than Running, or Tumbling. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 8 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Colin & Justin, Bumble Bees, Village People, Flood, and Speed Skating, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their Uvula, and their Ronald Reagan impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by Writing A Book.“

    haha! good stuff =) thanks for the FuN !
    The NA set would be my pick [as i already have Linda’s] TY! lovely prizes…

  35. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than Northanger Abbey , or London. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 13 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Gilligan’s Island, Ants, Backstreet Boys, Monsoon, and High Jump, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their Legs, and their George W Bush impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by Travel to England.“

    I am interested in the The Northanger Abbey Bundle.
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  36. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than Donwell Abbey , or London. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 10 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Beauty & the Geek, Spiders, Josey and the Pussycats, Hurricanes, and Gymnastics, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their Arms, and their Margaret Thatcher impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by going on a Cruise.“

    I’m interested in the The Northanger Abbey Bundle.
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  37. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than dancing clown, or singing Mr. Darcy. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 5 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Toddlers & Tiaras, lady bug, Spice Girls, Tsunami, and Swimming, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their Appendix, and their Obama impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by skydiving.“

    Oh dear, lol. I’m interested in both bundles.

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  38. Fun! Fun! Fun!

    Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than Painting, or Dancing. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 2 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Dancing With The Stars, Ladybugs, Blue Man, Earthquake, and Ice Dancing, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their Little Toe, and their Ronald Reagan impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by Cruising To Alaska.“

    LoL

    I would love to win The Northanger Abbey Bundle-Thanks!!

  39. haha, SO fun:
    Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than Reading, or Laughing. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 19 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of MasterChef, Grasshoppers, Justin Bieber, Hurricane, and SWIMMING, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their Little Toe, and their Sarah Palin impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by Live in Israel.“

    Randalls Bundle, please :o)

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  40. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than Mr. Darcy, or Anne Elliot. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 5 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of X Factor, Butterflies, Justin Bieber, Tsunami, and Swimming, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their Leg, and their Barack Obama impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by Visiting Bath.“

    Ahahahah very funny!
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    I’d love to win The Northanger Abbey Bundle

  41. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than prancing, or flipping. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than three women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Survivor, scarabs, One Direction, typhoon, and swimming, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their philtrum, and their Ronald Reagan impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by visiting Venice.“

    I love these. 🙂

    I would love either or both bundles. 🙂

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  42. Darcy said, “The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it for no more than Sweeping The Leaves, or Riding A Horse. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation of women in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than 12 women, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are really accomplished.“
    “Then,“ observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of accomplished women.“
    ,“Oh! certainly,“ cried Bingley. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Big Brother, Dragonflies, Fine Young Cannibals, Volcano, and Curling, to deserve the word; and besides all this, they must possess a certain something in their air and manner of walking, their Elbow, and their Romney impression, for the word will be but half deserved.“
    Added Darcy, “…and to all this a woman must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of their mind by Visiting Ireland.“

    had to enjoy this one again 😉
    Northanger Abbey bundle for @__eHope pls .. 😉 thanks!

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